embaressed
Canada
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
ohmyimadork
Mademoiselle Olympia, USA 30 ans Célibataire
Noname
Canada
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
ayw329
United States
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Happy Birthday!
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML
zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
ugh annoying
United States
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML