Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today I was hanging out with my girlfriend and she kissed me. I was scared and ended up barfing. It was so embarrassing....FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, in my job as an underwear photographer, I had to see the face of dissapointment and pain of a male model when I asked him to put an "enhancer" on his genital area for the shoot. This FML is for him. FML
I told my boyfriend I love him and he went quiet, then said "I'm not saying it back." Great way to start the new year.
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML
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