Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
alexisthename
Mademoiselle Torrance, CA, USA 46 ans
doesnttastegood
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML