Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
limeblast
Username
Canada
Anonymous
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
Canada
Out of shape
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
jellyybean
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML