suzy_jean

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML