Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
Stefany Baillargeon
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML