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Anonymous · 22 octobre 2019, 22:00 ·France

Classy

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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Anonymous · 24 janvier 2018, 01:30

Hatchet job

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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Disrespectful · 18 janvier 2017, 09:01 🌶️ Épicée

Respect, my foot

Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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patronuscat? · 5 octobre 2017, 01:30

Meow!

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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