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Ghostly · 21 juillet 2013, 15:03 ·Madison, United States

Hey lady, not cool!

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist's, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw that I chose fair, she mumbled, "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

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amiezingme · 26 juillet 2013, 13:09 ·Swansboro, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Dreams can come true

Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML

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hunchback of notre bite · 9 août 2013, 22:23 ·Korea, Republic of 🌶️ Épicée

Sexy time

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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Anonymous · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Mexico

Hanging on in quiet desperation

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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