Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
lonkite101
Monsieur Peru, NY,, USAAA 28 ans Célibataire
Melinie
United States
Anonymous
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Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML