Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
cheynz
Monsieur 32 ans Célibataire
nemo518
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML