Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
bighead15
Mademoiselle ft.mitchell, united states 29 ans Célibataire
Rob
Neoga, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML