Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
neelia926
Mademoiselle boulder, USA 30 ans Célibataire
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Not a Bio major
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML