piggy501

Pr unlucky · 2 octobre 2010, 08:07 ·Australia

Bless

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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Anonymous · 2 octobre 2010, 13:12 ·Australia 🌶️ Épicée

Cursed

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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