SmokinGuns

Chicago, United States

Boredom 26 janvier 2009, 21:09 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Caught

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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Anonymous Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne Boston, United States

Judgemental

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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