Vestby, Norway 29 ans Célibataire
Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML
Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML
Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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