Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML
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StargazeKitsune
Williston, United States
Boneo and Juliet
Amherst, United States
Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML