Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML
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RachelDC
United States
fuckmylife
United States
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML