Vastu
Nepal
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
Plaidkeys
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML