littlecreeper1

Noob to boobs

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML