Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
ilovehammy
imnotacat
United States
Anonymous
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
New Zealand
Rainy day
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML