Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
DriAA7
Mademoiselle Gig Harbor, United States En couple
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Spring Hill, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML