Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
L0st_fml
Pumpkin
United States
bubbalicious
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Treasure hunt
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML