elljoy

Mademoiselle Gold Coast, Australia Célibataire

30000 Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne San Francisco, United States

Wakey wakey

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

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brittrus 8 mai 2015, 13:44 Milton, Canada

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

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