Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML
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Monsieur Malaysia, Malaysia 30 ans Célibataire
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United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML