Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Casselberry, Usa 36 ans
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML