fmljosh1015

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

Asshat

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML