LunaEevee13

Anonymous · 7 juillet 2024, 09:00 ·New Philadelphia, United States

What should I do?

Today, I realized my love life is a mess. I’ve been married for nine years, having an affair with a good friend for over a year, and I'm still in love with the boy who broke my heart years ago, and contacts me only when he is lonely. All three make me happy, but two of them are unable to commit. FML

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Anonymous · 18 novembre 2023, 00:00

Bruce Willis move

Today, my wife straight up knocked my mother out cold with a straight jab to the face, turned to walk away, cracked her neck and announced to the world, “I’ve been waiting 4 years to do that.” What the hell has been going on around here? FML

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Anonymous · 23 février 2022, 18:00 🌶️ Épicée

Bloggers gonna blog

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Baby Momma · 20 janvier 2022, 23:00 ·Reading, United Kingdom

Dumping

Today, I found out that my breathing exercises I learned during pregnancy will not be for nothing after ending up having a C-section, because I'll apparently need them every time I relieve myself. FML

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