Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Superwalkatural
28 ans
dumbo
United States
sad
Reserved 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
wtfisgoingon
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML