Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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caroline
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loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML