Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML
ang_ander10
En couple
ironwoman23
East Alton, United States
biblepain
Tucson, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML