Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML
Comrade9591
Monsieur Dallas
Mak10
United States
Stupid_Chick
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
Canada
Monster Munch
Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML
oops
Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
DidNotExpectThat
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML