Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
imolai
Mademoiselle Brisbane, Australia 28 ans Célibataire
Felt cute
Today, I actually uttered the words, "Those are my good sweatpants." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML