Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
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lizzard0416
Edmonton, Canada
possibly fucked
Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML