Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
ThisNameDoesntFi
Monsieur 34 ans Célibataire
nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
theynamedmeluke
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Austin, United States
The truth
Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML