AntiSocialKitten

Clenched

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML