Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
logan51
more than I wanted to know
San Giustino, Italy 🌶️ Épicée
BOHICA123
Brighton, United States
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML