JullaBean

Mademoiselle Cupcake Town, USA 30 ans En couple

Anonymous 12 juillet 2014, 01:36 Coeur D Alene, United States 🌶️ Épicée

It's not what you think

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

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weeping_angel_ 12 juillet 2014, 14:00 Cortland, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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fatty magoo 29 juillet 2014, 18:20 Kirkland, United States

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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