Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
Nacelle
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Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Anonymous
West End, Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML