Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
satisfraction
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML