electrodude

When dinner is late

FEED ME NOW!

This is some cool impression

I present to you: Joe Snow, the fire's watch commander!

When I thought I had money

Greedy Catto!

When you don't want to visit your family

But moooooooom! I wanted to play Fortnite!

How's life going?

When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes...

When you brag a bit too much

do not count your chickens before they hatch

When you think you have the perfect argument...

Guess again!

What my mornings look like now that I have children

Parenthood is no joke.

Social Life

Nononononono...

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

Night time entertainment

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

Weekend Routine

If only this could last forever...

Kitten Struggles

I don't get no respect!

Trick Or Treat Struggles

That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable.

Sit Up Struggles

Too relatable.

Sneaking Out

Slow and steady isn't winning this race!

Back Rub Struggles

Get back to work, you!

Classy

Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML

Too Tired To Function

He doesn't like to move it move it.

Dog Lover Struggles

Dance like nobody's watching!

Following Instructions

He's doing his doggone best.

Construction Fail

Tear down that wall!

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

Crushing Hard

Crushed it! (The bag of groceries, of course.)

Sorry Babe

Don't hate me please!

Moving Out

Adulting is hard... Some of us need a push!

Take Your Vitamins

The struggle is real.

Fashion Struggles

Beauty is pain!

Horse Riding Fail

I don't do surprises.

Kitten Struggles

Well that's adorable.