mareike

Today, my best friend can't be at my birthday party. I found out it's because she's having her birthday party on the exact same day. I guess my present is not having to deal with that hypocrite anymore. FML

Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML