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tingles 19 janvier 2013, 13:20 Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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Anonymous Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne United States 🌶️ Épicée

Interrogation

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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