Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
cherrytop
KAAALIS
United States 🌶️ Épicée
failuretolaunch2
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Doggy style
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
pregz
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML