Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Karennnx
Mademoiselle Tampa, fl, United States 29 ans En couple
weirdlaugh
United States
uwotm8
Burwood, Australia
Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
Anonymous
Ithaca, United States
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML