Monsieur 36 ans Célibataire
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I was on FaceTime with my sister. She remarked that my living room was a mess, and that she didn’t know how I kept a man with a place like that. I retorted, “He’s not with me for how well I can clean, when I can polish his knob like a marble floor!” I had no idea my dad was off camera. FML
Here's another selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!
Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!
Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me a photo of him getting head from a gorgeous woman. He captioned it “Jealous?” with smiley emojis. I’m not sure what’s creepier, the fact that he sent it, that he even has my new number or that we broke up more than 8 years ago. FML
FML was featured twice on the Tonight Show, during which Jimmy Fallon and guests sang a few of our stories in a country style!
Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, check out idiots being hilarious idiots.
Find out what bullshit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week!
It's Father's Day. Let's let them bask in the glory of doing things people have been doing since forever.
Find out what bullshit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week.
Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots being idiots. No boring fluff, just funny stuff!
Social media brings like-minded people together. Great, right? Unfortunately, it also helps absolute nutjobs share their mad beliefs.
Find out what bullshit the stars, planets and the universe have in store for you this week.
Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots being idiots. No boring fluff, just funny stuff!
We've all seen them on the roads, here's a bunch of them on video: idiots behind the wheel!
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Back in September we introduced you to one of our favorite part-time trolls, James Fridman, who masterfully photoshop pictures by request. Since then, he’s released even more hilarious photos and we can’t wait to share them with you.
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