Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
sempiternal80816
Monsieur Grand Junction, CO, United States 27 ans Célibataire
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Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML