Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
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danielzcwu
Taipei, Taiwan
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
Anonymous
Plainview, United States
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML