Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
bulletwings
Mademoiselle glace bay, canada 31 ans
Anonymous
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urmommmm
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Caught in the act
Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML