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Anonymous · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Burnham, United Kingdom

Baby you can't drive my car

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

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lostmystuff · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Livermore, United States

Coincidence

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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