Today, my fiancé proposed to me. I was really excited until he asked, "Can we go halfsies on the ring?" FML
samiam_123
Rochester, NY, USA 26 ans Célibataire
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML